Dead Milkmen - Moron

You've got a Methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
Or God will send you to hell
'Cause God hates war
And God hates crime
But He really hates people
Who color outside the lines
You've got a Methodist coloring book
Don't color outside the lines
'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning
He'll at least make you go blind
Good people get sent to the attic
Bad people will roast in the cellar
But there's a special kind of hell
For those who just won't learn to color
God is gracious, God is good
Let us color in his book
God wears cotton, God wears rayon
He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest, He don't take payola
Let's all thank him for our Crayolas
You've got a Methodist coloring book...
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Other songs this artist Dead Milkmen (27):
Methodist Coloring Book
Moron
My Many Smells
Now Everybodys Me
Part 3



Comments:

1
RISE!
Author: acdcguy2
2
I love this song!
Author: lucyanton93
3
Don't you know it's the night of the demon! (L)
Author: rockmusscarcella
4
A long time ago, must have been 1981, i wanted to buy the venoms first album "welcome to hell", it was a coincidence finding the "night of the demon"-album right beside it, i never heard of demon before, but i bought this lp as well, cause i did like the cover and the albums name. so, on this day, 28 years ago, i bought two albums, which became legend.
Author: AsamoahDieter
5
Gold!
Author: blindguardian200
6
It's a great Halloween song.
Author: apinst
7
HELL YEAH!!!!! this song is fuckin' great
Author: danilodias222
8
I love heavy metal, thrash metal, etc. but sometimes some good old fashioned hard rock is good sh*t.
Author: moparcrazy
9
It was awesome...
Author: Deathroll100
10
I couldn't imagine being a senior in high school during this time period. Must have been awesome.
Author: sciencekiller768



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